D

[Verse 1]
                         Bb
Isn't it nice? Sugar and spice
             G                    F
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
G            F        D
I can make a film and make you my star
G                               F
You'll be a natural the way you are
D                     Bb
I would like you on a long black leash
C                   G           F
I will parade you down the high streets
D
You've got the attraction
Bb
You've got the pulling power
C                          G          F
Walk my little doggie, walk my little sex dwarf
D                    Bb
We can make a scene we'll be a team
C                     G              F
Making the headlines sounds like a dream
D                              Bb
When we hit the floor you just watch them move aside
C                       G       F
We will take them for a ride of rides
D                  Bb
They all love your miniature ways
C                         G        F
You know what they say about small boys
D
Sex dwarf

[Instrumental 1]
D  G  C  F E 
D  G  C  F G 
D  G  C  F E    x2  
D  Bb  C  G F   x2

[Verse 2]
D                     Bb
I'm in a Rolls Royce, look, it's so huge!
C
It's big and it's gold
G            F
With my dumb chauffer
D                   Bb
Looking to procure, run little doggie
C                 G F
Lure a disco dolly
D                        Bb
Run my little sex dwarf, I feel so lonely
C                     G             F      D
Get my little camera, take a pretty picture
         Bb                 C                       C      F
Sex dwarf, in a gold Rolls, making it with the dumb chauffer

[Chorus]
D               Bb
Isn't it nice? Sugar and spice
C                         G       F
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
D
Sex dwarf
Bb
Isn't it nice?
C                    G     F       D   G
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice

[Instrumental 2]
F   E    D  G  Bb G F E 
Sex dwarf
D  G  C  F E    x2
D  Bb  C  G F   x2

[Verse 3]
D                     Bb
We can make an outfit for my little sex dwarf
C                       G          F
To match the gold Rolls on my dumb chauffer
D                       Bb
We'll all look so good, we'll knock 'em cold
C                    G         F
Knocking 'em cold in black and gold
D                    Bb
We can have playtime in my little playroom
C              G      F     D                   Bb  C  F E
Disco dollies, my sex dwarf and my dumb chauffer
D                     Bb
I would like you on a long black leash
C                        G        F
You can bring me all the things I need
D
Sex dwarf

[Chorus]
Bb
Isn't it nice?
C                         G       F
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
D
Sex dwarf
Bb
Isn't it nice?
C                    G    F       D
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice

[Instrumental 3]
D  G  C  F   E           x4
         Sex dwarf
D  Bb  C        G F      x2
       sex dwarf

[Chorus]
D
Sex dwarf
Bb
Isn't it nice?
C                         G       F
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
D
Sex dwarf
Bb
Isn't it nice?
C                         G       F
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice

[Chorus]
D               Bb
Isn't it nice? Sugar and spice
C                         G       F
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
D
Sex dwarf
Bb
Isn't it nice?
C                         G       F
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
D
Sex dwarf
Bb
Isn't it nice?
C                         G       F
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
D               Bb
Isn't it nice? Sugar and spice
C                         G       F
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice

[End]
D        Bb
Sex dwarf
C        G F
Sex dwarf
D        Bb
Sex dwarf
C          F           Bb  C
Sex dwarf, isn't it nice